IMPERVIOUSthaEJ's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[cow-a-bunga (beta)]

I love these games

But, if I had to make a few changes they would be :
1) Launching a cow should be a little more powerful, and maybe have a meter that represents trajectory!
2) I love the little character's input at the bottom KEEP THAT SHIT! Especially the one about the moon only being 300 ft above the earth (not really a change, but I liked it)
3) Of course sound and music, gotta have sound and music
4) I uh, actually can't think of much more, but hopefully you will build upon this. In all other ways this game was excellent!

Much Clown Luv

neverzonegaming responds:

thanks for the great feedback there was planned to be a comic book type thing in the game too with a better explination :P thanks and perhaps it will get added one day

¬ huw

[Miniportraits 3]

I don't know man

There is no music, that's a bummer. The pictures are really difficult to make out, perhaps if they were larger, or colored, or maybe cool? JK, but the changes made to each picture were so slight it was almost indistinguishable! And I had a hard time getting all of the 5 changes because I had like 12 seconds to do it! If this game is made for veterans of this genre, ignore my review... but if it's not... keep in mind we're all human up in this bitch!

spilocke responds:

I will adjust the time for the future release. Also it will incorporate bigger portriats thanks to the artist.

Thank you.

[The Invisible Trousers]

Its pretty good

I liked the music and what not, but I loved the option to "Not Play"! However, I just played a very similar game here on NG called the Gravity Game. There are differences between the two... but they're essentially the same. This kinda got me down, thus you lost 2 stars.. o well right!?

helloearthling responds:

Aha, you are mistaken! This is not a gravity game, this is a murder game!

[Epic Defender]

Definately Epic!

I made it to 29350 points and then I got swarmed. Are there more guns, or just the four? Overall, awesome fun, I'm sure I'll be back to pass the time... 5/5

[Sushi Cat 2]

Pretty fun

I believe "cute" would be the word. I liked the physics of my distending kitties. And the song that played reminded me of Ranma 1/2 for some reason... 5/5

[Monkey See Monkey Saw]

Also Penis

Not bad for three days of work, but I'll admit, at the beginning of this game I got a little penisy, wrong move... thanks guy!

[Burrito Bison]

Incredibly fun!

I couldn't stop playing until one of two things happened: until I escaped candy land (took me 2 hours and ten minutes... might have been less cause I left the game for like fifteen or twenty minutes), or I figured out when the burritos kicked in. Sadly there were none... but endless gummy bear genocide replaced my sadness. Still, very entertaining and I feel that without the musical choice I would only have given a 9/10, so yeah............

[Dark Disharmony]

WOW

I couldnt even finish the game! it was definately challenging, I'll have to return when i cool off a bit. Have you ever heard of an NES title "Shadowgate" very awesome and similar game... look into it

Chroust responds:

Hi, no i don´t know the Shadowgate, but thanks for tip and your rating. I look on it. I love adventures, especially The Longest Story... when I was a little kid. Very inspiring..

[FPA: Sneak Peek]

im pissed!

I didnt even get to play more than 2 minutes! This sucked only because pants kept walkin left and into the first house. I'm a little dissapointed because I love the fancy pants series. I think this is just like a beta or something anyway, so look into my ailment.

DrNeroCF responds:

There's some problems with some security settings in Internet Explorer. I haven't quite pinned it down, could you try a different browser?

[Psychos From Space]

cool

i had like a whole fuckin' line a mu-fuckin' hatchets splittin timberlake wig 'n' shit! ha ha ha ha, i do hope your next game is better. they're right you know... shoulda been eminem's feeblo ass up there!