IMPERVIOUSthaEJ's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Airport Mania 2]

Yeah i could get into that

so so... but the concept was right. Its been said though, you need a tutorial for the game play. As for planes getting stuck, i had my fair share of problems. Anyway, very entertaining I slaughtered what was allowed to be played. SUPREME!!!

[Cyber Sprint]

...Eh...

Id say it was arcade'y' but it didn't piss me off enough. Otherwise it was a good five of 'em before I became disinterested and went to another game. I was however thankful to find that i could hold the buttons down... woulda' been way harder if i had to time it!

[Watermelon Bomb]

Cool

The music was ridiculous so it fit with the ridiculous game. This game is based off of real events too! I once had a watermelon come up to me and ask me to blow him up and in the process his fruity friends! Still, I was compelled to purchase as many berries and explosion upgrades as possible so I could light that whole FUCKIN' tree up! Thank you for twenty minutes of dedication...

[BattlePaint]

Call it a blueprint

Cool as hell man! I love that the shooting is done with arrow keys despite the fact that it would be 'easier' wit a mouse. Throw in a way to collect different weapon types and formations and you got a baddass game on your hands! Oooo! and a BOSS fight of some kind!

[Interlocked]

IDK

I dont know what to write a review on, the awesome choice of ambiance or the splitting headache I received around level 11! Very challenging and addicting, but only because you feel as though if you stop playing, the game will mock you for bein' a vag!

[Butcherbugs]

FUckIN LoVe IT!

My favorite modes would have to be formation 5 and 1. This game is like a new take on some old freshness, I'm talking about lifeforce for the NES! that game was bomb and dis game is bomb!

[Super Fishy (SE)]

enjoyable

I played the original and it was better, but this one had the music from Parasite Eve!
Which is why you didn't get like a 4 from me or something. I would tell you how to improve on it, but everything I could tell you has probably already been done. It was good though I had fun!

P.S. Nice work with the speed moderator options :)

[Climate Revenge]

me likey destroy

primative animation(nice) and the wind/rain system, awsome, although, the prospect of acid rain was greatly overlooked. Maybe other circumstances can come into play in the next one?

[Canyon Defense]

addicting

I couldnt write my damn review i was havin' so much fun! Although those damn regenerating vehicles are a pain in the ass! Is there a real way to eliminate them? I nuked the crap outa those guys and they still raped and pillaged my village!!!

[New Super Mario World2]

here's a thought

how about in new super mario 4 you add..........enemies! da da da daaaaaa!(dramatic scene ends). no seriously, intelligent ai and your crafty dungeon like schemes would make a killer combo! and dont use juuuuuust mario fiends. Use some from other games, and get new tracks to play during levels, damnitt i want boss battles! My usual mario games suck now, mario kart and world and 64 and all the other titles are now lame town. that's where you come in! and dont half-ass it in the next one!